the flight to london was amazing. we met some cool kids who were going on the prague program who sat next to kim and i on the flight. someone should have told me though that when you drink at 33.000 feet in the air that it goes straight to your head. needless to say, kim and i got sauced pretty quickly so we played drunk cards with roger (prague). some bitch got soo slammered on the plane and was making a scene- hahahaha. we landed and took a bus to our hotel. APPARENTLY it was a four star hotel... uhm yea- they LIED. this place was a total shithole. im rooming with a girl named danielle and we walk into our room which cant even fit a fat person- our beds are smooshed together. cool, not trying to spoon with this random girl i just met. that night we met these boys on our program and went to a bar in london called cheapskates- known for its .90p drinks. the bar owners son james was buying the GUYS...(weird) drinks all night long. this guy was nuts: former british soldier in the army eh whatever. next day we do a bus tour of london. of course kim doesnt go because she threw up ahahaha. bitch misses everything. she doesnt even exist on this trip. she slept through the welcome drink too. wtf? we saw the sights of london, went to the museums and came back and had dinner. the food in london SUCKS. everything thinks "oh fish n chips are good. ains are you on crack?" but nooo the food is rank. we went to a salsa club and drank with the boys.
we catch a flight to italy the next day- flying into pisa. whoever was the idiot to put every single study abroad kid (who has over 2 bags each) on the same flight was RETARDED. we couldnt take off because the luggage couldnt fit on the plane. muwahaha thank god mine came. we checked into our hotel- beautiful! hardwood floors, drapes, granite bathroom, a bidet... everything you want. kim and my beds are smooshed together- im little spoon. we went out friday night (the night we get there) and go to red garter, a really fun bar with karaoke. italian men are skeezeballs, ive never had my ass grabbbed so many times. we met up with my friend ryan and kim and amanda go get drunk pizza (sorrentos aint got shit on this). ryan, his roomate greg and i go on a bar crawl and hit al the bars around santa maria del fiore. i was drunk, took one look at it and started crying. im such a fucking lame-o. ahahaha.
we had orientation yesterday which fucking blew. kim and i were supposed to meet in the lobby at nine and per usual we slept till 945 and were freaking out. we took a cab to palazzo borghese, this beautiful italian mansion where we were humiliated by our aifs leaders because we were late. they called us out and made us stand on top of a stage and talk to all 133 kids. WTF.. we made balloon towers and ate a fabulous lunch- pesto lasagne, chicken vegs and potatoes and tiramisu... HELLLO 30 lbs! we went out last night- amanda and i did a bus2alps bar crawl with kids on our program as well as ryan and greg... 11 euro got you an hour and a half of unlimiteed as well as a shot at every bar we went to. me being a fucking idiot wanted to leave this one club and go somewhere else... it started pouring, we got lost and everyone wanted to kill me. everyone blames me for everything...
i woke up this morning at 1pm. kill me. its pouring, but warm and im not sure if our tour is going to be cancelled. bleeeh. someone skype me sooon. im 6 hrs ahead!
quote of the day:
Vuoi fare sesso?
ciao
ainsley
la vita bella
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