Prague: March 31-April 3i flew from barcelona to prague to meet garvey. and on the plane, this woman next to me with her baby just whips out her tit and starts to breastfeed. like wtf go get a room, go to the bathroom or SOMETHING. weird. anyway. had to wait for caity for an hour and a half for her flight to get in... couldnt understand shit because the czech language is retarded. tento jazyk je hloupý. whatever.
- our hostel was BEAUTIFUL, double beds, two bathrooms, hardwood floors, EVERYTHING.
- of course caity and i went to a traditional czech dinner. and it was amazing. our bill was 660 kroner, so cheap for the amount of food we got. we had beef goulash with potato dumplings, ughh soo good. im getting hungry just thinking about it... we ordered 2 HUGE beers, pilsners and our waiter loved us. he brought us out a complimentary after dinner drink. and then honestly came back six times with six different kinds of alcohol. wtf. so drunk.. "of course you are american" he said to us. do we really stick out that much?
- went to the nightclub Radost and met up with kids in our program and saw roger there. per usual we danced on stage, i made out with some american kid (hahaha) and we mooched cigarettes off of random czechies. got home at 430 am. thats whats up.
- we woke up and headed out into the city. beautiful. walked over the st charles bridge and went to this restaurant where we ate schnitzel fries and beer. and dessert and garlic soup. not in that order. gross.- we were walking around the square, met these two girls who were promoting their bar crawl and made friends with them and their dog milo.
- went to the sex musem. those pictures are hilarious, cannot wait to put them on fb. did you know that chastity belts are actually a real thing? yeah they have spikes on them. cool.
walked around some more, saw klara and rosa again and then some kid was running around the square with NO clothes on correction: he had a thong on. his friend had stolen his clothes and was running as well hahahha.- went to the beer museum with klara and rosa and shooted the shit for a while. then decided we were going to go on this pub crawll. as we walked home we saw this man in a chipmunk suit, head piece half off smokin a cig looking all depressed, haha was one of the funniest things ive seen.
- we had a quick czech dinner and went on this pub crawl. starteed in a church, with stalins head in it? so weirrddd. we went to three bars and clubs and got sauced.. met these really cool australians from sydney and hung out with them for a while. the one kid tapped my beer so i figured id return the favor and shattered his entire beer. he still drank it that idiot. i was dying laughing. saw elan on the crawl and then went to harveys bar with the girls. we danced on tables, made new friends and had the best time of our lives. we made it home at 5 am.
- felt like death and got turkey club sandwiches on bagels... ahh so good. NOM NOM
- we decided we wanted to go into this cute store that sold puppets and little czech things. well, they had painted egg shells. i picked one up and yep. IT CRUSHED IN MY HANDS. the woman looked at me and shook her head in disgust. she was so angry. i had to pay for it, and then i RAN out of there.
- we went to prague castle, the john lennon wall, and over the bridge. we were sitting drinking a beer at an outdoor cafe and watched a parade with about 20 countries go by. viva italia and kids from brooklyn were among the few. we screamed each time. i have a video. - we also got ice cream. we are so fat.
- we went to radost for dinner because they have a really good vegetarian menu. the indian curry chicken bullshit was really good. we went to chapeau rouge, a bar that is super super shady. there are three floors, you can get any drug you want on floor 2. they have their own in house drug dealer, the bar tender is rolling joints on the table. people are rolling on E on the first floor dancing to techno music. weird men came up to caity and i and asked us if we liked men because we werent talking to them? sorry buddy but YOU ARE 50 YEARS OLD. gahhhd. no i dont like men your age if that was what you were referring to.. we moved locations to the other side of the bar, and this guy i spot from across the bar has his hand over his mouth like he is about to vom.. i was like oh god that guy is running to the bathroom to puke. all of a sudden i feel something wet on my back, legs, arms, shoes. HE PUKED ON ME. i got puked on in prague. WHAT. i ran into the bathroom, freaked out, screaming, almost throwing up, laughing, crying, every eFCopy+of+DSCN4400.JPG" wid trying to help me, shes laughing and cant believe it happened and then she comes back into the bathroom after ten minnutes and tells me that it was HER FRIEND that puked on me. the guy ran in the marathon that morning and felt so sick. he bought caity and i drinks. it was hilarious. i wish i had the picture of us. but i dont.;;
- garvz and i left and wanted to get a cab, got into a cab and showed the cab driver where exacctly to go. he drove in a circle for 20 minutes and tried to claim that we were at the final destination. i was like uh no. you piicked us up over there...... he drove on a highway, across a bridge, back across a bridge, through a tunnel. i YELLED at him, told him i wasnt paying and tried to get out. i opened my door and he drove faster whipping around corners, and i almost fell out of the cab. we walked the rest of the way and met up with these british kids who were so drunk. these kids were swinging over guard rails into
the road and the one almost got hit by a car. theyre so retarded ..
- went and got a huge breakfast before our flight. bagelssssss
all in all a fun spring break.
